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I wonder how much money it costs to get my name on an arena. I want to play the Horsehung Awesome Listener Center.
Updated 6hrs 35mins ago
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Great one at "Jiffy Lube Live" amphitheater. Everyone got a sticker on their windshield to them know the next time to get rocked.
Updated 6hrs 38mins ago
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If there's one piece of advice I can give you, it's to invest in Physical Gold. Not the metal, my new dance studio.
Updated 1day 2hrs ago
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We all want to have the time of our lives without freaking out. I say FREAK OUT. Accept anxiety and it will disappear.
Updated 1day 6hrs ago
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Something big is happening at these shows. I'm playing music and asking the crowd if they feel like I do... We all feel the same.
Updated 1day 6hrs ago
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I want to start an internet TV network. I could do it with $10k. And a bunch of kids with fake mustaches just grabbing faders and pointing.
Updated 2 days ago
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Night Cats!!! playing live now. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/apartment-sessions
Updated 2 days ago
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@Photogenx not restrictive!!! Fixed 35mm is liberating!
Updated 2 days ago
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Internet color code relative to your IQ. If somebody talks junk about you, just think "I don't listen to what light blues have to say."
Updated 2 days ago
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How about "Internet Ink"... Over the course of a day the text gets lighter and lighter until the post is unreadable.
Updated 2 days ago
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I have the Tri-Star Pictures fanfare theme stuck in my head. Now you do, too.
Updated 3 days ago
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@samantharonson the aggregate needs a shit ton of help.
Updated 3 days ago
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@samantharonson there r 2 "we"s in this country. The we as 1 unit and the we as a collection of 1s. I love the 1s...
Updated 3 days ago
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Replies are on fire. Apparently you want great art but you'd prefer it come from someone exactly like you. Good luck with that.
Updated 3 days ago
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If you knocked Kanye when it was convenient, I trust you to stick to it and stay seated when his next shit hits the clubs.
Updated 3 days ago
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Fact is, @kanyewest and I have a lot in common. All our BS is external with goodness inside, as opposed to the other way around...
Updated 3 days ago
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Yo, @kanyewest, welcome to twitter. Try not to use it as a marketing device. Tweeps will see through it. Give them YOU.
Updated 3 days ago
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Is it bad luck to write that? Like now there's a bigger chance it won't happen?
Updated 4 days ago
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Sometimes it bums me out that I'll never get to see my own guts.
Updated 4 days ago
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Cincinnati, you rocked so hard tonight I want to hump inanimate objects. 14,000 strong sharing in some amazing joy. THANK YOU.
Updated 4 days ago
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RT @kellyoxford: When I handwrite an entire page it looks like I've had a stroke by paragraph two.
Updated 4 days ago
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Show Your Notes - When I was a kid, probably around the days of middle school, I used to stay up late to... http://tumblr.com/xlre9tgvn
Updated 5 days ago
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Photo: Jack Bauer, coolest dog ever. http://tumblr.com/xlre9n9ug
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